if i
bit my nails incessantly
and had a secret affinity
for mtv
if i used up every last drop
of the hot water
if my red shirt turned your underpants pink
if i never washed the dishes in the kitchen sink
if i never stopped quoting lines
from harry potter
if i left my clothes on the floor
if i looked like dudley moore

would you still love me if i had a bad haircut?
would you still run your fingers through it?
would you still wanna hear me sing
if i sounded like stephen hawking?
would you still love me if i had a bad haircut?

well if i talked too much about lovin' cheese
and i laughed too loud at the movies
if i was messy, yeah
and sometimes i picked my nose
well darlin', we both know it's true
that i'm not half as rad as you
yeah, you're a peach
you're a ten
and everybody knows
maybe i'm a smidge insecure
but you're my favorite, that's for sure

would you still love me if i had a bad haircut?
would you still run your fingers through it?
would you still wanna roll with me
if i acted like gary busey?
would you still love me if i had a bad haircut?

would you still love me if i had a bad haircut?
would you still run your fingers through it?
would you still be mon chere
if i had john oates' facial hair?
would you still love me if i had a bad haircut?

(would you love me
would you hug me
if all your friends said that i was fugly?
would you need me
would you feed me
if my hairline started to recede me?
would you tease me
would you squeeze me
if i had a topical disease-y?
would you love me
would you love me
would you love me if i had a bad haircut?)